I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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