I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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