He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I am one with the molecules
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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