You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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