so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
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why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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