As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
This is the high leading the old right now
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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