i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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