Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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