It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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