We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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