So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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