I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
accomplished twins. life is a go
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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