I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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