This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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