4 words: hood of his car
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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