so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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