I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
