Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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