After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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