last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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