3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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