Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
People with herpes should wear stickers.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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