Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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