There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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