So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
