No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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