Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
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