I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
This is classic penis vs brain.
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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