Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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