okay pat passed out under dana's car
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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