grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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