How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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