I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
i think i just lost a toe
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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