this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
That accounts for only three of the penises
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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