no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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