Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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