So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
