so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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