They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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