Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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