Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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