I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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