yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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