Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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