Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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