I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Randomize
