I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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