I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I just googled if crying burns calories
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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