Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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