You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
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Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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