Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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