They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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