The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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