he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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