You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
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I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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