My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
