your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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