no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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