Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
