piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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